DONT PANIC!

What you seek is not here.
This undeniable fact begs three questions.
Why is it not here?

•   Many things are not here.
•   I am not here. Nor are my youth,
     innocence and much of my hair.
•   You are not here; But presumably
     there.
•   Things are moved, removed and
     renamed.
•   Sometimes by design, by accident
     or by marriage.
•   Some things were never here.
•   Some things never were.
If it is not here where is it?

•   It may be in another folder.
•   It may be in another web site.
•   It may be in another universe.
•   It may be in potentia.
•   It may be inappropriate...
     Insignificant...
     Or inconsequential.
•   It may only exist in the mind.
•   Mine, yours or someone elses.
Why were you looking for it in the first place?

•   Was it us who intimated it was
     here?
•   Were you led here by the
     ramblings of another?
•   Perhaps you were given out of
     date information?
•   Was it simply a lapse in
     concentration whilst typing?
•   Or was it on purpose?
And now you must decide.

To continue on your quest by visiting where, perhaps, answers may be found.
To give up now and go back.
Or seek alternative knowledge here.

Choose wisely.
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